The food "crisis"

Ned notes with disdain the Chicken Littles prattling on in the NYT and elsewhere, about their "food crisis," when what we actually have is an agricultural subsidy crisis. The so-called foods that are at "risk" in the drought are things that are fed to animals for slaughter--corn and soybeans. We also may have milk "shortages" but since no human needs milk after the age of 2 that's no concern either. Ned advises his many friends to cut WAY back on chicken, pork and beef (which he has been doing for decades) and eat more vegetables and fruit, not to mention seafood (sustainably caught or raised of course). And agitate against ethanol!
Ned wishes his friends bon appetit!

Junk Food Redux

Ned's friends know that he has pounded junk food with righteous fury since this meagre effort was commenced. Comes word today that 'researchers' in the U S and Sweden have found that benighted losers who consume 4 or more 'fast food' meals a week have an 80% greater risk of heart trouble than those who abstain.  Now Ned can already hear the bleating, to wit: 'somethings gotta kill ya!' To whom Ned would suggest that they just step in front of a bus now and save us all a lot of bother.

Correcting the "American Diet"

Ned's friends will be glad to know that Americans consumed more toxic junk food on the 4th of July than any other day of the year, according to Bloomberg. Here's the loathsome lineup:  'lean' ground beef, WHITE bread, American 'cheese,' iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, ice cream and potato chips. Only tomatoes are nutritious and most of them will no doubt be conventional, slathered with pesticides, and eventually thrown away anyway.

Health care debate, anyone?

Now, let's fix this by substituting real food for the crap that most people ate on the 4th.

Old Crap                                                   Substitution

ground beef                                              buffalo or veggie burger

white bread                                              whole wheat bun, or sprouted grain bun

American 'cheese'                                   organic gorgonzola or other sheep's milk cheese

iceberg lettuce                                         spinach or arugula

tomatoes                                                 (organic) heirloom tomatoes

ice cream                                                nothing

potato chips                                             wholegrain chips (NOT multigrain), or beanitos