Ned's friends know that he has pounded junk food with righteous fury since this meagre effort was commenced. Comes word today that 'researchers' in the U S and Sweden have found that benighted losers who consume 4 or more 'fast food' meals a week have an 80% greater risk of heart trouble than those who abstain. Now Ned can already hear the bleating, to wit: 'somethings gotta kill ya!' To whom Ned would suggest that they just step in front of a bus now and save us all a lot of bother.
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